**Disclaimer**
The following post is being written at 2:30 a.m. after a very frustrating day. It will likely contain harsh and vulgar language. If that offends you, please don't read it.
So, for anyone still reading, today was the Chattanooga Locomotion's first football game of the 2010 season. Well, yesterday, technically. Saturday. We played against the Atlanta Xplosion, and they gave us a sound thrashing, with the final score being 65-0 in their favor. That was disheartening, but they are a stellar team and deserved to win. Wish they hadn't won soooo thoroughly, but still, it was ok in the end. I got some field time for the first time in a real game, so that was actually exciting. And I had friends there! Taryn and Mitch from Taryn It Up! were there, as were Luke and Audrey, some of my oldies-but-besties. I loved the fact that my friends came out to watch the game. Even though we lost. But enough of this positivity. Back to the bad news.
Alright, so Suck #1: Losing the big game.
On to Suck #2: Being run out of a bar by a crazy woman. Allow me to explain. A number of my teammates, as well as a few of the Xplosion players, went out to one of our friendly neighborhood gay bars after the game. All was well until Psycho Bitches showed up. Psycho Bitch #1 sat with me for a while, trying to flirt, but I was kinda giving her the cold shoulder. Didn't want to start anything, because her ex, Psycho Bitch #2 was there. Eventually, out of fucking nowhere, Psycho Bitch #2 came storming up, saying that she was going to fuck me up and blah blah blah. I have lots of friends at the bar, plus my teammates, so people stepped between before she got anywhere near me. So she stalked off, and I got up to leave. I was Karen's (my kinda-mostly ex) ride for the evening, so someone went to tell her I wanted to leave. She had half a drink left, so I agreed to go sit at the bar with her, far from the Psycho Bitches, and let her finish it before we went home.
Weeeellllll.....that's when Derby Girl came into the picture. Or my part of the picture, anyway. She and Karen had been talking/dancing/playing pool all night, which was cool with me. I like Derby Girl and don't have any jealousy issues with her talking to Karen or whatever. UNTIL she decided that she couldn't ride home the way she came, because SHE CAME WITH PSYCHO BITCHES. So we had to take her home. To our house.
Which led directly to Suck #3: Derby Girl and Karen making out/getting it on--in MY FUCKING BEDROOM, on my fucking bed, while I am stuck out in the livingroom!! Not that they kicked me out, but I'm sorry. After the shitty evening I have had, my inner voyeur has left the building.
Not to mention my money is all gone, I can't afford to pay my bills, I have the spectre of homelessness hanging over my head, my Census job doesn't start for two more weeks, I am having to sell my furniture, my girlfriend broke up with me, and I realized that some people I really looked up to are kinda toxic. I am SO NOT HAPPY!!
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