Toby Keith - A Little Too Late

This one goes out to the ones I'm trying to forget.

"Fun tomboyish lesbian looking for someone special."

I found this on Craigslist. It's my ex, Karen, and when I saw the title I just KNEW it was her. Just call it my bullshit detector going off or something.

I am a well dressed, slender(about 118lbs.), athletic, sexy. fun and outgoing tomboyish girl. Trying to find a slender/athletic/average attractive femme girl for friends or more. I have a full time job, my own 2 bedroom place, and I love to cook. I love to watch movies, going out, enjoy outdoors (such as hiking and camping), I'm a great cuddler and love to have someone to share that with. I'm not from tennessee so it's been hard trying to find that special someone. If interested send a pic and put "Hey sexy" in the subject line, lol. I smoke and drink but no drugs, I'm cool if you are 420 friendly but my job is important to me so I don't do drugs. I'm ddf wish for someone the same. Looking for something serious but want to get to know someone first, no fake people. If you want send me your number and I'll text ya with mine then we can go from there :) NO MEN OR COUPLES!

Why the Last 24 Hours Sucked Balls

**Disclaimer**

The following post is being written at 2:30 a.m. after a very frustrating day. It will likely contain harsh and vulgar language. If that offends you, please don't read it.

How the Garden Grows, Pt. 1

I love plants! I especially love planting things that I can eat later, although I tolerate flowers and other frivolous plants as well. So, about a week ago, Karen and I bought a peat-moss starter tray and a bunch of seeds: basil, cilantro, thyme, parsley, grape tomatoes, jalapenos, green peppers, and regular-sized heirloom tomatoes. Hmmmmm...not a lot of variety, now that I look at the list. Mainly peppers, tomatoes, and stuff to season them with. Oh well. If all goes as planned, we'll probably get some more plants and/or seeds.

Anyway, we started the seeds about a week ago, and almost all of them have sprouted already! I'm so excited. Today was sunny and warmer (50-ish), so when I got home from my sewing job, I set the tray outside in the sun and gave the sprouts a little pep talk. They are so adorable and happy-looking! I'm so thrilled to be growing things. Especially food, as I mentioned.

Can't wait for Karen to go get some things out of her storage unit in a couple weeks--she's bringing back a tiller! Hurray! Because let me tell you, the ground in our lawn is rock-hard. Spring can't come soon enough. I am just itching to get out in the dirt and start the garden up.

HNT~Half-Nekkid Thursday

I am an enthusiastic supporter of HNT. It's great: just titillating enough to be fun, but not so graphic as to be traumatizing. And so, without further ado, I present my half-nekkid offering of the week.

I figured that I should have myself up before I start gleefully revealing other sexy, partially-clad creatures. Plus it has been so freakin' cold here lately that I when I found this picture of me sunning in the back yard last summer, I had to use it. It was great fun...Karen (my girlfriend) was appalled that I would be outside topless. Relax, I was on my stomach most of the time and none of the neighbors were outside! And now I have a picture to remind myself that yes, it actually does get warm enough to be outside without clothes.

Because HNT just isn't the same without a hot butch with minimal clothing.