The Woes of Unemployment

Seriously? Why won't anyone hire me?? I mean, for real??? I am SICK of not working! And I have applied like everywhere! Even Walmart doesn't want me. What's up with that? I have work experience doing a variety of different things, I have a GREAT record for job reliability/attendance, I'm smart, learn fast, and I work well with others. But yet I have no place to live, no job, no car, no phone, and no prospects for improvement. Gaaaahhhhh!! I am so frustrated!