"Fun tomboyish lesbian looking for someone special."

I found this on Craigslist. It's my ex, Karen, and when I saw the title I just KNEW it was her. Just call it my bullshit detector going off or something.

I am a well dressed, slender(about 118lbs.), athletic, sexy. fun and outgoing tomboyish girl. Trying to find a slender/athletic/average attractive femme girl for friends or more. I have a full time job, my own 2 bedroom place, and I love to cook. I love to watch movies, going out, enjoy outdoors (such as hiking and camping), I'm a great cuddler and love to have someone to share that with. I'm not from tennessee so it's been hard trying to find that special someone. If interested send a pic and put "Hey sexy" in the subject line, lol. I smoke and drink but no drugs, I'm cool if you are 420 friendly but my job is important to me so I don't do drugs. I'm ddf wish for someone the same. Looking for something serious but want to get to know someone first, no fake people. If you want send me your number and I'll text ya with mine then we can go from there :) NO MEN OR COUPLES!

Oooooooh, I just cannot believe it! This was posted like a day after she told me to stop texting her (about the phone bill. Nothing remotely personal.) because her GIRLFRIEND didn't like her talking to me. I want to wring her scrawny neck. She is such a ho. I can't stand her. She was ALL upset when we broke up, and went on and on and on for weeks about how she will never love again, and never be in a relationship again and blahblahblah. But then all of a sudden she has a (younger, supposedly hotter) girlfriend AND she's hitting up Craigslist for booty. At the same time. Oh, and doing porn. Nasty slut. I hope she gets chlamydia and dies a painful death.

And that, everyone, was your daily dose of dyke drama.